My First Kiss Went A Little Like This

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Do you remember your first kiss? Yes, the very first! How nice was it? Or how terrible? Ideally, specially as teenagers, we expect our first kiss to be sweet and romantic! Or hot and wild! Intense! Oh dear! Locking lips with someone we like should send tingles up our spine and leave us feeling incoherent after.

Contrary to the perfect romantic first kisses I’ve either read, watched, imagined or hoped for, mine was a turn-off. Let me walk you down memory lane because my first kiss went a little like this…

My first kiss happened many moons ago, I was fourteen, he was sixteen. His name’s Andrew. He was my ultimate crush then and little did I know that he’s got a crush on me, too. We attended the same high school and we were both athletes. We’ve known each other by face and was only formally introduced to each other in a party after almost a year of smiles and hellos during training/practice or in the corridors.

We were dating for more than a month already when it happened. Since I belong to the science classes, he has to wait for me for about an hour until I finish my last class. After class that day, we went to the small garden just at the back of his classroom so he can help me with my homework. (I remember I suck in Biology and Chemistry then!) Once we’re done, we started walking while holding hands as he led me to his classroom door.

The touch: We were holding hands then he pulled me to him and pushed me gently against the classroom door then placed his left arm around my waist while his right hand caressed my face. (I liked that part!)

The ambiance: I never thought that my first kiss would be in the most romantic place in the world — in school, outside his classroom door! I mean, come on, I’ve imagined a kind of romantic setting, too. But definitely not in school!

The kiss: Well, our noses bumped at first and I was about to laugh but he kissed me right away and the first few tender brushes of his lips against mine was magic, it did really sent tingles up my spine and made all my body cells come to life until…

The tongue situation: Eeeewww! Just eeeewww! Oh boy! Was the tongue even supposed to be there??? It’s just wet! And sloppy! I was shocked! I wanted to punch him in the face!

The aftermath: Absolutely awkward. Confusing. Disappointing. In my mind, I’m trying to figure out what just happened. Funny thing is, I ended up having a very high fever that night and wasn’t able to go to school the next day!

So my first kiss didn’t happen according to plan but well, life isn’t a movie set. But in between homework and practice, the kisses got better, more quality kissing took over for the next two years.

So how was your first kiss? Was is sweet? Or was it terrible? How old were you then? Did it turn out the way you’ve imagined it to be? I’d love to hear, after all, what better time to delurk if not during first-kiss-story sharing time, right?

Author: Just_Me :)

Basically a breathing, moving, eating and happy-go-lucky homo sapiens. Full-time daydreamer and part-time paranoid. I love reading, I love Roger Federer, I love food.

46 thoughts on “My First Kiss Went A Little Like This”

  1. Mine was terrible. To a boy i didn’t like but was attracted to. Blame it to Puberty? Yes, a lot of tongue and saliva and the least romantic places with people around who could have been watching us. Grrr. Embarassing

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      1. Well.. what I can say is…it wasn’t as early as 14…so I guess we knew what goes where at least πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
        I was 26 I think…it was decent…not the best…but a while lot of tongue…I was prepared πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ and our noses didn’t touch πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. You have just sent me down a pig trail. My first kiss must not have been very memorable because I can’t remember it but you do have me thinking of those “other” first kisses as in “the first time we kissed….” Thanks.

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  3. Well my first kiss must have been terrible or not tingle worthy because I can’t remember it. I remember my first serious relationship at end of Senior year. It was magical, but I think I’ll save that for a blog post. This was hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

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